Spiders. They're scary.

So yesterday, I opened a cabinet thing in my bathroom and a GIANT spider fell on my arm. Uhm, I'm not really afraid of alot of things. But spiders....they're just not okay. I despise them. They are evil. They want to kill me and that's the only reason they were put on this earth. Death and destruction. Now, I must say, Daddy Long Leg spiders don't scare me. At all. Idk why. They just don't. But this was NOT a daddy long legs! This spider was big, and black, and freaky, and gross and....ugh. it was just disturbing. Anyway, I almost died. But I'm okay now. Which is good. So... yeah.




Bye :)

Music. Muuusic. MUUUSIC.

So I love my iPod, but I despise paying for songs on iTunes. That's why when people buy me iTunes gift cards, I become a very happy person :) Now, I USED to use Limewire, before it was lame and decided to get a lawsuit put against it. DUMB. Now I use Frostwire. Which, I must say, is NOT as good as Limewire, but at least I can get free music. Anyway, I got an iTunes gift card yesterday. Which is super exciting. Just saying. Music is flippen great. I just wish it wasn't so expensiiive!

Tucker Max. Yep...

 

Well. It's time. Time to talk about Tucker Max. If you haven't heard of him, I understand. But if you have, you know why this post is kind of super important. There are many....many people who would say that Tucker Max is the biggest jerk on the planet. And they're correct. The book "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" was written by Tucker, and later made into a movie. Many people also believe that Tucker is fake. He isn't. He's a real person. Here's some information about him. 

Height: 6’0″
Weight: 180 lbs
Hometown: Lexington, KY
Current Residence: Austin, TX
High School: Blair Academy, ’95
College: The University of Chicago (BA ’98).
Graduate School: Duke Law School (JD, ’01).  

Marital Status: Single.

Basically, Tucker Max is legit. His first book is literally all about his..well...experiences with women, and  his life in general. Let me tell you something about Tucker. He has no filter. At all. He is rude, uncaring, unkind, selfish, and disrespectful. tucker literally cares about no one but himself, and his dog. He cares nothing about a woman's mind or her personality. He just wants her to be pretty. Simple as that. But for some reason, women make it their goal to be with him. Don't ask me why. It's like a rite of passage or something.

Now, although I don't think too highly of Tucker, I must admit, that when you're in a very bad mood, and you need something to cheer you up, Tuckers book does the trick, and then some. It's hilarious. Seriously, it's one of the easiest books I've ever read because it's so funny. His second book, "A**holes Finish First" is also hilarious, and written in Tuckers trademark, rude and vulgar script.

If you haven't read any of Tucker's Books, I suggest you do. They're actually a pretty good read. Just don't think that you can read them to children, parents, teachers, grandparents, supervisors, or anyone else of authority or innocence.

Last but not least, I want to make it perfectly clear that I do not in any way hate Tucker Max. While I don't agree with his behavior toward women, I do admire him for living a life that makes him happy, instead of just pretending like 95% of the population does. I don't think he's a player. I don't think he's stupid in any way shape or form. And I don't understand why anyone would think that anyway. Tucker Max is becoming a legend. And what that means of the minds of our youth is beyond me... But I will say this, he's real. And he doesn't sugar coat anything. Which is refreshing, and all in all...I think Tucker has a heart. He will eventually settle down, get married, and have children. He's said so himself. Yet, I don't think a woman should make it her goal in life to be his wife. If he's that interested, he'll pursue her. Not the opposite.

 

Summmmaaaa! :)

Uh, has anyone noticed how completely bi-polar the weather has been this year!?!?!?! It's hot, then it's freezing, then it's hot, then it's rainy, then it's rainy, then it snows?, then it's hot, then its freezing....then it rains again. WHAT THE HECK MOTHER NATURE. It would be just lovely if you would make up your mind. No offense or anything, but you have problems. Maybe you've just had a bad year. Maybe you're tired of always being in charge of the weather. Mayyyybe you just want a break. Alas! I have a solution that I believe will make you, and many other people of the world very happy. SUMMER. Ohh, summer :) You could just make the rest of 2011 a summer season, and it would be fine with me. You get a break, we get warmth. Win, win :)

Weird Facts About Cheese! CHEEEEEEEEESE. Cheese.

 

• America is the top producer of cheese in the world, with Wisconsin and California leading the way.

• Limburger cheese is notorious for its strong and generally unpleasant odor. The bacteria known as brevibacterium linens causes this. It is found on human skin and is partially responsible for body odor.

• What appears to be the remains of cheese has been found in Egyptian tombs over 4,000 years old!

• All cheese rinds are edible. Even the wax and foil ones.

• Traditional mozzarella (mozzarella di bufala) is made from water buffalo milk.

• There are nearly 2,000 different types of cheese.

I realize I don't have very many cheese facts....sorry.

BUTTT, cheese is cheese. 

So...

yeah.

Sorry.

 

ACT'S

Uh, so. I'm freaking out. ACT's aren't far away AT ALL, and I'm definitely not ready. I'm terrified. Honestly. Seriously, why on earth is your entire future of schooling determined by ONE test? Some people are super smart, but are absolutely terrible test takers. I just don't understand why the government feels they should put so much pressure into one test. It's ridiculous. And I'm sooooo scared. if I do horribly...omg. OMG. I'll probably cry. Yeah, I'll cry. Don't judge me. Anyway, if you have any tips or anything about the stupid ACT's, hit me up pleasee.

BLOGGING.

Hello, hello! :) So I've realized that I've been slacking on the whole "blogging" thing. It's actually kind of difficult to think of things to write about all the time. I never realized that before. I should just make a list of all my blogs to come. Maybe that would help me in the future. Well, here it goes..

• ACT's?
• CP Algebra 2 and how it's ruining my life
• Weird/Interesting Facts about cheese
• Summer
• Tucker Max...yeah. Read this one for suuuure. 

So I think that's good for now... Happy Blogging! :)