Well. It's time. Time to talk about Tucker Max. If you haven't heard of him, I understand. But if you have, you know why this post is kind of super important. There are many....many people who would say that Tucker Max is the biggest jerk on the planet. And they're correct. The book "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" was written by Tucker, and later made into a movie. Many people also believe that Tucker is fake. He isn't. He's a real person. Here's some information about him.
Height: 6’0″
Weight: 180 lbs
Hometown: Lexington, KY
Current Residence: Austin, TX
High School: Blair Academy, ’95
College: The University of Chicago (BA ’98).
Graduate School: Duke Law School (JD, ’01).
Weight: 180 lbs
Hometown: Lexington, KY
Current Residence: Austin, TX
High School: Blair Academy, ’95
College: The University of Chicago (BA ’98).
Graduate School: Duke Law School (JD, ’01).
Marital Status: Single.
Basically, Tucker Max is legit. His first book is literally all about his..well...experiences with women, and his life in general. Let me tell you something about Tucker. He has no filter. At all. He is rude, uncaring, unkind, selfish, and disrespectful. tucker literally cares about no one but himself, and his dog. He cares nothing about a woman's mind or her personality. He just wants her to be pretty. Simple as that. But for some reason, women make it their goal to be with him. Don't ask me why. It's like a rite of passage or something.
Now, although I don't think too highly of Tucker, I must admit, that when you're in a very bad mood, and you need something to cheer you up, Tuckers book does the trick, and then some. It's hilarious. Seriously, it's one of the easiest books I've ever read because it's so funny. His second book, "A**holes Finish First" is also hilarious, and written in Tuckers trademark, rude and vulgar script.
If you haven't read any of Tucker's Books, I suggest you do. They're actually a pretty good read. Just don't think that you can read them to children, parents, teachers, grandparents, supervisors, or anyone else of authority or innocence.
Last but not least, I want to make it perfectly clear that I do not in any way hate Tucker Max. While I don't agree with his behavior toward women, I do admire him for living a life that makes him happy, instead of just pretending like 95% of the population does. I don't think he's a player. I don't think he's stupid in any way shape or form. And I don't understand why anyone would think that anyway. Tucker Max is becoming a legend. And what that means of the minds of our youth is beyond me... But I will say this, he's real. And he doesn't sugar coat anything. Which is refreshing, and all in all...I think Tucker has a heart. He will eventually settle down, get married, and have children. He's said so himself. Yet, I don't think a woman should make it her goal in life to be his wife. If he's that interested, he'll pursue her. Not the opposite.
It would suck to be married to that guy. You'd always wonder if he would go back to his old ways. It'd be scary.
ReplyDeleteIs he in any way connected with John Tucker?...cause...John Tucker must die... O.o just wondering.. squirrel!
ReplyDeleteI have never heard of this guy till now nice blog.
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